Summary
Antonia, your roommate, is a hard girl to read; she studies in her bedroom and keeps to herself most of the time, but occasionally she seems to turn into a Czech sex pest. It's one of those days where there might be a full moon or something. Who are you to object when she finds you out to "show you her new t-shirt" when you both know that's simply a thinly veiled euphemism for "getting fucked in each and every orifice"? That little, tight asshole and those perky tits would have any rational man drawn in.